Lesson #1: Basics of Alchemy

[Neville Longbottom]

Neville whispered to Ed and said, "It's alright SMALL FRIE!!" Neville gave Brad a high five. Neville snickered again and said, "SHORT STUFF!!! LITTLE GUY!!" Neville cant help it. Ed was the shortest guy in there. who would resist?

[Edward Elric]

"And I picked up-" Edward heard what Neville said while he was talking.



"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SPECK TOO TINY TO SEE!" Edward yelled, shaking his fist at Neville. "Why... you..." Edward looked emo and jerked a finger at Neville. "WELL, YOU'RE SHORT TOO!" Edward yelled.

[Neville Longbottom]

"Hey, at least I'm taller than you!" Neville snickered. "what are you going to do about it, Shrimp?" Neville looked down at Ed. "Thats why your a alchemist. your so close to the ground they must have said 'why not make him a alchemist? He is short enough.'Settle down Ed im finished....for now! "

[Edward Elric]

Edward clapped his hands together and produced a giant hammar out of the table in front of him and started whacking it on Nev's head. "YOU'RE SO SHORT, YOU'RE TWO-DIMENSIONAL!!!" Edward yelled. "THERE! HOW'D YOU LIKE TO KISS THE GROUND?! HUH? CAN A SHORTY DO THIS? WHO THE HECK ARE YOU CALLING A HALF-PINTBEANSPROUTMIDGETSHRIMPPIPSQUEAKTINYMINISCULEFROSTEDMINIWHEAT?!?!!?"

NOTE from Author: that's 'half-pint, bean sprout, midget, shrimp, pipsqueak, tiny, miniscule, frosted miniwheat.'

[Brad Dragondrool]

((NOTE from Author: that's 'half-pint, bean sprout, midget, shrimp, pipsqueak, tiny, miniscule, frosted miniwheat. LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!!!!! HILARIOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! *froths at the mouth then faints*....*gets up* Okay, Im done!))

Brad was on the floor laughing so hard that he was practically frothing at the mouth. He got up from the ground and rushed over to the two shorties. "Well if it makes you any better," Brad said slyly, "Ed, you're the HALF-PINTBEANSPROUTMIDGETSHRIMPPIPSQUEAKTINYMINISCULEFROSTEDMINIWHEAT, and Neville, just a little under average height."
Brad knew nothing would come of it sooo...
Clone Jutus!
About 30 other Brad's appeared. They all hopped to the ceiling and stuck themselves onto it.
"Neville's right," All of the Brad's called down, "Short people+Alchemy=Perfect Match! Try to get me without using Alchemy, EDDY!"

[Veronica Watson]

Veronica walked into the class a little late, to see a student rolling on the floor laughing and the Ed freaking out. Veronica's mouth dropped open and she stood there in shock as the teacher and a student went at it. Veronica slowly moved her way to the door and turned the door handled without looking. Veronica moved out the door and slowly shut the door.

"ummm." Veronica said still in shock a little. "may be it was just a bad day." Veronica murrumed to herself as she looked back at the door as she turned the corner. " Maybe it will be better tomorrow." Veronica said out loud to herself with a little hope.

[Edward Elric]

Edward stood there, shaking as the... umm, loads of brad started taunting him. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING THE SMALLEST IN THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS?!" Edward kicked and sent all the clones flying OUT OF the classroom, save for the original one. Edward glared at Brad and pointed at him. "Kill!" Edward said, pouting his mouth a little. Edward narrowed his eyes at Veronica. His eyes glimmered.

"Everyone... prepare... for alchemy's... TURBULANCE." Edward said, and clapped his hands together.

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Brad looked... disgusting. With alot of alchemised grounds twirled around him and all the chairs and tables are flung off the ground. "HA! NOW WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALL!" Edward snorted.